- Pieces of hay on the bathroom floor every day
- Sawdust in the pockets of my hoodies
- Burrs that have migrated through the laundry and attached themselves to my pajamas and underwear
- Dog hair under the TV stand the size of large bunnies
- Seed shells all over the floor in the sun room from untidy parrots
- Unidentified clumps of stuff (from the barn) attached to every pair of shoes I own
- Bed comforters that have more dog hair on it than a dog does
- Dog toys that have had their time outside for a few weeks suddenly appearing in my bed or in the couch
- Did I mention dog hair?
- A canine audience when I go to the bathroom
- A giant angry crowd of cats at the food bowl in the morning in the barn
- Any single type of rodent carcass lovingly left by the barn doors by one of the cats
- A screaming Cockatoo when I microwave my breakfast because she has no concept of cooking time
- Being tackled by four dogs at one time when I come into the house
- A food crazed bunny when I let the dogs out at night because I walked by his cage
- Did I mention dog hair? Puke, eating the puke, rolling in worse.. to name a few ungodly things dogs do just before they want to lick my face
- I did forget to mention dog and horse toots and horse sneezes (complete with slobber) on my clean shirt
These... are a few of my favorite things!
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